allmonds:

I was at walmart and this guy had a pet squirrel (he gave me permission to post this)
chronic-genderbender:

jaredsadalecki:

breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a figment of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama

Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
mangomamita: edwardsheerran: andthatlittleblackdress: honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero.  (via wallflowerdreamer)

mangomamita:

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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(via wallflowerdreamer)

wrotten:

breakinbud:

cheese eggs 

it’s actually liquid sulphur but good guess
passion: started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower (via themightyfallinlovee)

passion:

started from the bottom and i was somehow able to get lower

(via themightyfallinlovee)

guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me (via bulimics-at-work)

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

(via bulimics-at-work)

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